If someone were given a year, they couldn't even begin to tell you all the reasons why the answer is no. The amount of time needed is comparable to the Brothers Grimm's description of how many seconds there are in eternity, and by the time they're done, the number of reasons will be fivefold. English is a crazy language. You can masterfully create a perfectly organized and perfectly boring sentence. Put on a sheet of paper it can contain many different and entirely separate meanings. Is it really possible to trust a frustratingly complicated set of rules for such a diverse form of communication? No, obviously not. It's a terrible idea. Can a kindergarten teacher trust a student to watch the lesson while leaving to go to the latrine? Absolutely not. The idea of how wrong it is can be applied here as
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